Evolution of my Dinosaurs
April 2nd, 2008 By Tata-Llamas
" Look at children’s faces . I’ve never seen two that are anywhere near alike , and I like that . I like to think that they are that combination that will never again occur in the history of personkind . When you get in touch with that , you get a sense of pride . And as far as the meaning implied in this is concerned , do you think that they are here for nothing ? All that uniqueness is theirs for nothing ? "
Michael : " Ma , hampang ta chess "
Mama : " ok "
Michael : " checkmate "
Mama : " Indi ko magpasugot "
Michael : " Sports lang bala ma "
Mama : " Indi ko magpasugot "
Michael : " Pikon "
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Michael : " Ma , hampang ta liwat chess "
Mama : " ok "
Mama : " check "
Michael : " Grrr , halin da bala john, ginaguba mo concentration ko . Liwaton ta ma ."
Mama : " Indi ko ya , daug na ko . Checkmate ."
Michael : " grrr"
Mama : " pikon hehehe "
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Mama : " What is your name ? "
John : " My name is John Peter Llamas "
Mama : " How old are you ? "
John : " My name is 4 years old ."
Mama : " Genius ang bata ko ."
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John : " Mama malakat ka ? "
Mama : " Huo pangga , may duty ako . Where gani si mama ga work ?”
John : " Sa duty "
Mama : " Gifted child , bye john "
Evolution of my Dinosaurs IV
April 2nd, 2008 by tata-llamas
" A child is entitled to sane messages from adults . How parents and teachers talk to children will help them to know how they should feel about themselves . Their statements affect his self esteem and his self worth . To a large extent , their language determines his destiny ".
Mama : " John , kiss anay kay mama para madula akon kapoy ”
John : " Wala ka na battery mama ? ”
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Mama : " Mike , Presidents of the Philippines mo na project tapos mo na ? ”
Michael : " Dali na lang ma ".
David : " Ma , ano na ang mga Presidents , artista ?”
Mama : " Hmm let me think ".
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Mama : " John , ano imo gina drawing ? ”
John : " Si godzilla , patay na ".
Mama : " Ha ? nga a ? "
John : " Ti kay may jeep mo "
Mama : " A , naipit "
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David : " Ma , luto ka red meat "
Michael : " Buang ka david , indi na si mama kabalo magluto ".
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Mama : " David , what have you learned today ? ”
David : " Sa pilipino , ginang , ginoo at binibini " .
Mama : " Example "
David : " Ginoong mama tata "
Mama : " Very good , binibining david hehehe ".
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Mama : " John , suksok na medyas , malakat na ta "
John : " Indi ko balo mama " .
Mama : " Mike , dave , buligi man si john. Isa isa kamo tiil please "
Michael : " grrr"
David : " grrr"
John : " Aray ! hu hu hu "
Mama : " What happened "
John : " Kagat ko david , wala na ko ya tiil huhuhu "
David : " grrr "
Evolution of my Dinosaurs III
April 2nd, 2008 by tata-llamas
" We’ve got to teach our children that they are unique in all the world . We’ve got to show them that they will always be the best of them . They are also potentiality ."
Papa : " Teacher , kumusta man performance ni David attentive man siya sa klase ?”
Teacher : " Ah yes , kung i-call mo iya attention ."
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Mama : " David , kung ginasaway ka gani , pamati ka kag sabat kung ginapamangkot ha ? Gusto mo gid ya pirme hanuton ?
David : " Te , kung mapatay ko bi , padakop ta ka sa pulis e ”.
John : " killer ka mama ?
Mama : " Indi a …."
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Mama : " Michael , what have you learned today ?”
Michael : " Panghalip na panao , panag uri , at panlunan "
Mama : " What about you dave , what have you learned today ?”
David : " Parts of the bird …."
Mama : " Parts of the bird man guihapon , tatlo na kabulan ?!"
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Mama : " Mike , dave , next time na lang ta malagaw..wala ta plete"
Michael : ” ok lang ma "
David : " butigon ka gid ya mama "
Mama : " dugay na "
Evolution of my Dinosaurs II
April 2nd, 2008 by tata-llamas
”We must start early in letting children know about their wondrous gold mines of imagination that are strictly their own”
Mama : " Mga dinosaurs , pamasahe man sa tiil ni mama please"
Michael : ” ako sa right ”
David : ” ako sa left ”
John : ” hu hu hu wala na ko ya tiil ”
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Papa : ” Si michael tisoy , si david handsome , si john gwapo . Si mama …."
David : " Siempre , pogi ”
Mama : ” Thank you , Dave "
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Michael : " Ma , hambal ni teacher carmela , gin kaon ni david iya chocolate ".
Mama : ” david , is that true ?”
David : ” Yes ma , sorry , huhuhu "
Mama : " Its ok we’ll just replace teachers chocolate . Mike ano to nga chocolate ?”
Michael : " choki choki "
Mama : " Ay cheap , ok baklan ta si teacher cadbury "
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Mama : ” Mike , lets eat ”
Michael : " Sige Ma ”
after eating…
Mama : ” Ok , who gets to wash the dishes ? ”
Michael : ” Ako na lang , ma ”
Mama : " Indi mike , ako na lang ”
Michael : " Ako na lang ma , di bala allergy ka sa hugas ? ”
Mama : ” Its ok , kis a ma lang ”
Michael : " Sige ma , ikaw na lang "
Mama : " Daw di ka na gid ma joke , ikaw na lang "
Michael : " Si mama bala a "
Evolution of my Dinosaurs
April 2nd, 2008 by tata-llamas
” We are all children even if most of us have forgotten it ”
David : ” Mama , very good ako subong "
Mama : ” Tu od , nga a haw ?”
David : ” Kaisa lang ako gin akigan ni teacher .”
Mama : ” Very Good ”
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Michael : ” Mama , nagdaug ako sa math ”
Mama : ” Very good Mike , may reward ka kay papa ”
David : ” Mama , nagdaug man ko sa teks "
Mama : ” The best ka gid ya dave , sige may reward ka man ”.
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John Peter : ” Mama , brief ka lng ? wala ka shorts ?”
Mama : ” Wala na , puro lago ".
Michael : ” Labhan mo e ”
Mama : ” Kapoy na ko ”
David : ” Si papa lang malaba e ”
Mama : ” Very good idea dave , Love…."
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MIchael : ” Yuk , mama nalapsan ka ”
Mama : ” Huo gani ”
John : ” May dugo ka mama ? Gintiro ka sang pulis ?”
Mama : ” Hou John , sa plaza …”
Cast of characters Michael David John . Divine was not yet born when i wrote it . They were aged 4 , 6 , 8 so innocent .
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