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THE LIONS DEN
By: Deo Antonio D. Llamas

Two Filipinos Juan and Pedro went on a Safari hunting trip in Africa.
Amazed by the wild life they see they traveled far and wide reaching the restricted area where man eating Lions are noted in the area. Exhausted from the travel and from the scorching heat of the sun both decided to stop over and went out from the safety of their Jeep and rest under a humongous tree to refresh themselves under its shade.

Unfamiliar with the place this was the territory where man eating Lions thrive. A Lions Den. Suddenly a roaring lion surprise them . It was on top of their JEEP and they remember their rifle was left inside. Instinctively they decided to climb the tree for safety. It was the logical choice but not knowing Lions are good climber. In their shock the lions leaped to the tree and started climbing the tree stalking them.

In fear Juan ask Pedro : What shall we do?

Both Being Atheist Pedro in desperation answered : Lets pray

Juan was perplexed by Pedros answer and ask: Do you know any Prayers

( The lion was nearing them CLOSING IN FOR THE KILL.)

Pedro SHRIEK IN A LOUD VOICE : LORD BLESS THIS FOOD THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO PARTAKE...

AND YOU KNOW HOW THE STORY ENDS

LESSON OF THE STORY: PRAYER WORKS EVEN FOR THE UNBELIEVERS
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For it was when Pedro was praying in his loudest voice, the Lion got scared slip and broke its neck paralyzing the Lion instantly paving for Pedro and Juan to escape to the safety of their jeep bringing their Prize Catch Lion. In celebration they had their first Litchong Leon Filipino Style as feast for their new found life. From then on they are now believers of the living God and have been praying ever since... LORD BLESS THIS FOOD ....

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