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Goldie Llamas commented on her status:

Kinahanglan sang tawo ang T-A-E
T-Time, A-Attention and E- Effort. 

I Replied : DAMAK
DAMAK D- DREAM A-ACHIEVE M-MONUMENTAL A-ABILITY & K-KNOWLEDGE
Ha ha ha
Hiligaynon Dialect can be very funny:

EX: It's noon time three boys are about to eat their Lunch for they are all hungry

Vernacular Conversation:................................English translation
Boy 1: Kaon ta bala.............................................LET'S EAT BULLET
Boy 2: Kaon ta anay........................................LET'S EAT TERMITE
Boy 3: Kaon ta'e.................................................LET'S EAT SHIT

THE WORD SABUT IN VISAYAN /CEBUANO IS UNDERSTAND: EX. KA SABUT KA? ( DO YOU UNDERSTAND)

THE WORD SABUT IN HILIGAYNON IS PUBIC HAIR :

DOGS ARE CALLED BY MANY VARIATIONS HERE IN PANAY ALONE

DOG -IDO, AYAM, IRO

OO NGA NOO....................................................... YES NA NO


Ryan Dela Peña Dabao shared this:
What’s the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe?
A tragedy is a ship full of bankers going down in a storm; a catastrophe is when they can all swim.


Ryan Dela Peña Dabao shared this jokes:

I applied for a job with a brokerage the other day. I studiously completed the application form and gave it to the Manager, who read through it.
When he had finished said "With your credentials, I have the perfect opening for you"
"Great" I replied.
"It’s called the door" he said sternly "Now get out".

A teacher ask his grade 1 pupils : What is the Capital of the Philippines ?
One pupil a chinese boy stand up and said in an objecting manner " MAAM PILIPINS NO CAPITAL.... ONLY UTANG.....Oo nga noo said the teacher surprisingly. TNT (Tawa Ng Tawa)




JOKE JOKE JOK BANK KUR AKUT
By: Deo Antonio D. Llamas

A Malaysian bank, BANK KUR AKUT had a marketing slogan contest among their bank employees who ever can make a good slogan this will be the banks official slogan. And the winning slogan catch the attention of BANK KUR AKUT management being true to its name and it goes this way:

AT BANK KUR AKUT YOUR MONEY WILL BE GIVEN GREAT INTEREST.

You know how the story ends like the Malaysian Airlines BANK KUR AKUT's management went missing. Ha ha ha they indeed gave interest on your Money. Even Sabah they claim it theirs. Ha Ha Ha 

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